I had a conversation with a friend a while ago where I told him something that's been brewing in my mind the past few days... It's similar to one that I told my friend Ronald Lintag a few years ago about males' birthright on sweeping women off their feet. Anyway, here it goes:
In our daily life, we meet a number of people, unless of course you're a loner and live in a cave, or a deserted island. Anyway, in our interactions, we will meet (hopefully) more than a few girls that will invariably be what we would consider attractive. The caliber of these girls will generally be of the plain vanilla type. I call these girls "Everyday Girls"... meaning, their level of beauty are of the everyday variety. They're good looking, hopefully above average, but otherwise there's nothing remarkable about them.
A notch higher than these Everyday Girls are the Once-In-A-Month girls. These are girls that, in the course of a month, are the most attractive to us. They're a noticeable step up from Everyday girls. They likely look cute and dress quite properly. A lot of guys will feel lucky if they end up hooking with girls in this caliber because let's admit it, these are girls that you encounter only once in a month.
But still up a notch from these, are the once-in-a-year girls. Now, let me emphasize that these girls are seriously hot--like seriously white hot, burn your eyes with their beauty hot. In addition to that, they tend to have awesome personalities that add more to their beauty. Anyone who ends up marrying these girls are usually the envy of other guys. Not only is it not easy to obtain these hotties, you need to be packing some serious manly powers to keep them hooked on you.
We could end here now, having reached the pinnacle of female beauty. But alas, there is still a level higher. The once-in-a-decade kind of girl! This girl is unbelievably hot, in addition to having an awesome personality. If we don't consider her beauty for a moment and just consider her personality, this alone would take her to places. If she didn't have the beauty, just from the force of her personality, a lot of guys would still want to marry her. That's how powerful it is! But these are once-in-a-decade kind of girls we're talking about here. So, not only does she have the personality, she also looks like a goddess! They are rare and almost impossible to obtain.
A select few actresses belong to the once-in-a-decade category. They're beautiful, and if they're lucky, have an awesome personality to take them to this level.
Alas however, this kind is neither the rarest nor the most difficult to obtain. That category belongs to the OIL girl. No, not the greasy thing you rub on your body. It's short for the Once-In-A-Lifetime girl. These girls... by definition, occur once in a person's life. That means that from the moment guys start having crushes to the day they die, they will only get to see this girl once.
If you ever get lucky enough to see one, much less talk to one... then your life will forever be changed... irreversibly. They have an awesome personality, and are hotter than the decade girls... But they also know how to challenge you... And also know how to love you (if you catch them that is).
So there it is. From Everyday girls to the OIL girl. Now that it's out there, hopefully you can learn something from this and act so accordingly.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Everyday Girls to OIL Girl
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so have you found your OIL girl?
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